tonystarksass:

tony stark + text posts   

insp.

(Reblogged from ladyofhousestark)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27)

(Reblogged from viinasu)

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

(Reblogged from marauders4evr)

shobogan:

imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

"Any luck, Charles?"

"I’m afraid not, Erik."

(Reblogged from sherlockisamotherfuckingprincess)
(Reblogged from disney-khaleesi)

(Source: sandandglass)

(Reblogged from theothermeiswrong)

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

(Reblogged from sherlockisamotherfuckingprincess)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(Reblogged from sherlockisamotherfuckingprincess)

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

(Reblogged from disney-khaleesi)

themajesticmountainscold:

moffats-army:

theuppitynegras:

siuilaruin:

aria-brook:

gentlenight:

wallflowersperk:

penchant-for-raising-cain:

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

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I didn’t

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realise

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that 

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was 

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a

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bad

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thing

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Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

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yeah

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so sorry

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i can’t hear you

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over the sound

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of me crushing my enemies

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This list

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was looking

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a little

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white

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so here you go

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watch tha

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bodies hit

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tha floor

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this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

(Reblogged from disney-khaleesi)