illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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mandaflewaway:

This valentines Day card speaks for our generation

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Right, listen very carefully, the type of noose used in a public execution varies according to the time of day the execution is to be carried out.

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In Relativity, Matter tells Space how to curve, and Space tells Matter how to move.
The Heart of Gold told space to get knotted, and parked itself neatly within the inner steel perimeter of the Argabuthon Chamber of Law.
Douglas Adams: Life, the Universe, and Everything (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
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theleftenantmills:

unitedkingdom-orgy:

HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.

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sawneesnowstar:

iamwhatappearsbeforeyou:

madhatterin221b:

play it cool, man 

Someone write me a fanfiction, or link me one. Stat.

the fanfiction is called Sherlock you can buy the dvds on amazon

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mari-m-art:

I did some GOT houses XP 

Thanks so much to Jacob Klein for showing these at HBOWatch.com! :D :D <3

Hope you enjoy n__n

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slapfight:

Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

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